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Paula Poundstone - Shoulder Pads, Airplane Views
From 1990, Paula talks about big shoulder pads, spitting, and views out of the window on airplanes.
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.read the joke
Stumpy Grinder and his wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. ...read the joke
After every flight, Quantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then the pilots review the gripe sheread the joke
A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of theread the joke
Virgin Atlantic - Love story
Nice ad, touching...
This is why you should shut down all electronic devices before flight, I guess!
A nice clean shoot 'em up, to shoot away your time.
Kite flying high
Oops! That's a bit too high!
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A Northwest flight while enrout from Houston to Minneapolis lost an engine.
This is an awesome complaint letter from a passenger flying on Continental Airlines. Whoever wrote this was obviously annoyed. With a few drawings he illustrates better the situation.
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal, "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.." -U.S. Air Force Manual
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit ...read the joke
1. Gain weight. At least 30 pounds.2. Stop exercising. ...read the joke