A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may surprise you.
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.